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What: Ultimate Frisbee on the beach with the Mumbai Storm Chasers, call Apurva on 9833550160, email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or view the Facebook group here, free coaching and club membership.

Why: Because you get to join and get coached for free; hang at the beach with a whole bunch of fun team members – doctors, copywriters, organic farmers, travel photographers – and compete against other city teams. Shall we discus this weekend?

When: On Wednesdays and Saturdays at Juhu Beach outside Vie Lounge from 7 am to 9 am and on Sundays at the American School, BKC from 10 am to 1 pm.

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What: Thermal haircuts by Nisheeta, call 9867982837 for an appointment, Rs 1,200.

Why: Splitting up? Patch up at this tress therapist’s Mahim home, where she uses special hot scissors plugged into a computer to analyse your hair for the right temperature. This routine seals the tips of your hair, and just like that, you’re back together again.

When: You need happy ends.

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What: Attic store part deux, 5/5 Grants Building, first floor, opposite Cafe Basilico, Arthur Bunder Road, Colaba, call 65650444.

Why: This stylish suburban store is finally crossing the sea link, laying house in the space that used to be Ogaan. Lofty! Expect the usual kitschy merchandise, along with new products from Quirkbox, Masaba and more. The four ladies behind the store recommend hand painted vintage chairs by Lotus White and an Amrich maxi dress.

When: You want to spend your monies on dust bunnies. Slated to open end of next week.

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What: Indian Ink tattoo convention, World Trade Center, Cuffe Parade, call Shibanii Shah on 9820882780 or visit www.tattoo-convention-indianink.com, Rs 200 entry for both days.

Why: Star studios like Al’s and Shoryuken will be joined by tattoo artists from all over the world at this convention, where you can get inked on the spot and attend seminars, workshops, musical performances by bands of dubious origin. What do you ink?

When: April 9 and 10 from 10 am to 9 pm.  

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What: Love Coupons, Azaad Bazaar, 16th/33rd Road Bandra (W), opposite Mini Punjab, call 9930212636, Rs 250.

Why: You see a dotted line around her heart - cut, use, throw? Here’s a plan B: Buy Azaad Bazaar’s newly introduced Love coupons, a booklet that entitles you to “one kiss in public, a flash, striptease, sex slave for a day” and other fun gift certificates.

When: You want to vouch(er) for your partner.

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Event Round-up: Shaa’ir + Func at Bonobo on April 8 at 8.30 pm, call 26055050; Farmers’ Market at the Mahalaxmi Turf Club on April 9 -10 from 3 – 9 pm, call 9819852266; Love is in the Air at The Comedy Store on April 10 at 6 pm.