What: 4.5 oz bag from The Big Bag Theory, call 9833159559 or view the Facebook group here, Rs 200.

Why: Mixing many theories and assumptions with infinite bottles of wine for consumption, a copywriter and art director have finally formulated this new line of vino-inspired bags. bpb is desperately geeking the cotton canvas tote with rows of sketched booze bottles. Cork it over, we say.

When: You want a prime number.