What: Single malt soap and shampoo from Saint Pure, buy online here or call Maria on 09711097110, home delivery in up to 48 hours (cash on delivery), Rs 999 for a Laphroaig soap bar (with a COD option).

Why: Your rubber ducky sees you naked every day. Don’t you think the poor bird needs a drink? The bathing bar is now open at Saint Pure, a luxe company that works with distilleries in Scotland to put single malts in pricey  bath and body works. bpb tried and loved the Isle of Jura shampoo for shiny hair and Laphroaig  bathing bar that’s supposed to firm your skin. There’s a new way to get pee kay tight.

When: You want a large Lather-vulin.