She’s Taut Me Well

For two months starting today, an apartment above a book store on one of Bandra’s busiest streets will retail sexy Brazilian gym wear for women. Don’t sweat the random location; bizarrer haunts have been discovered by the Scouters.

Retailed by fitness-instructor-to-the-stars Deanne Pandey, this lithe and lust-worthy stock from Bia Brazil (www.biabrazilusa.com) is usually sold by appointment at a Khar bungalow, but is currently on sale at a new location with discounts of up to 50%.

Here, you’ll find track pants, sports bras, hot shorts, half leggings and racerback tops that’ll make the himbos at your gym / crossfit class / yoga center bend over backwards. And remember to go early so you don’t have to rummage through leftovers. Interesting, though not entirely believable, is the claim that Bia Brazil gear is crafted form a certain kind of fabric that assists in toning your body while you work out. Talk about passive aggressive!

Also in Stock: A whole range of personal yoga and gym instructors –tutored by Ms Pandey herself – who can train you at home or at your gym.

Getting there: Exercise Gear by Bia Brazil, 102 kanaiya building, above Crossword Bookstore, opposite Lacoste, Linking Road, Bandra (W), call 9870123456, on through February and March every day from 11 am to 7 pm, calling before is advisable, start at Rs 1,850.