What: Make your own porn painting with Love Is Art, buy online at www.loveisartkit.com, approximately Rs 3,100 plus shipping.

Why: Because an MMS clip is so last year. Taint (and paint) your reputation with this nifty little kit instead, which allows you and your significant other to roll around a canvas covered in paint to create your very own “intimate” piece of art. Kit comes with washable, non-toxic paint, cotton, non-allergenic white canvas, protective plastic sheets, disposable slippers and even a body scrubber. Just because you’re dirty!

When: You want a well-hung memento.