What: Love Coupons, Azaad Bazaar, 16th/33rd Road Bandra (W), opposite Mini Punjab, call 9930212636, Rs 250.

Why: You see a dotted line around her heart - cut, use, throw? Here’s a plan B: Buy Azaad Bazaar’s newly introduced Love coupons, a booklet that entitles you to “one kiss in public, a flash, striptease, sex slave for a day” and other fun gift certificates.

When: You want to vouch(er) for your partner.