What: Ladies tailor, Patel Compound, ground floor, Napeansea Road, opposite CAC, Rs 150 to Rs 300.

Why: The only thing harder than affording a designer dress these days, is finding a tailor who does a good rip off. Enter Anti-meltdown Masterji: give Dharmendra a dress sample, and he'll clone it for a pittance.

When: You need a stitch in time to save dimes.