What: When-lost-return-to... T-Shirts, Paani Puri Clothing, email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or visit www.paanipuriclothing.com, Rs 650.

Why: Part of Paani Puri's brand new Thank You Mumbai collection, these T-shirts will sport maps of different neighbourhoods in the city starting with Santacruz (W), available in January. So the next time you're too inebriated to remember your way home, just point to the drawing on your chest.

When: You're attending a high tee.