What: Football flags at Funky, Dr Ambedkar Road, opposite Sparkle, Bandra (W), call 26485043, Rs 250.

Why: Because painting your face is too much trouble, and you hate being a whistle blower. Express your support for Argentina, Spain or – God help you – South Africa with these fun footie banners, cheap and easily stashed into a backpack. Similar flags also available at Party Hunterz for Rs 650. 

When: You want to get off to a fly-er.