What: Boy shorts, Undercolors of Benetton, Colaba Causeway, Rs 399 each.

Why: Dressing in red and green is quite the fashion faux pas, but Benetton's adorable Christmas undies will get you more action than any sprig of mistletoe. And they’re durable enough to last you until Valentine’s Day, or (unless you’re having a really, really good night) even next year.

When: In the season to be jolly.