What: Driver etiquette classes at the Institute of Chauffeur Services (IOCS), Gitaneel Arcade, shop number 19, 44 Hill Road, Bandra (W), call 26412070 or visit www.instituteofchauffeurservices.com, Rs 5,400 for a twelve hour module and “brush-up” classes for a year.

Why: A training school for drivers? Are you skidding me? This training camp not only teaches your road runner proper chauffeur etiquette (punctuality, greetings, opening of doors) but also grooms him away from funny smells like body odor, cigarette smoke, etc. For an extra fee, equipment such as uniforms, caps and a folding chair are provided as well. They also help recruit drivers, and send them to you fully trained.

When: You want a dealer for your wheeler. Next module in the last week of November.