The first five sneaky winners of the Bagsutra and bpb contest are:
D.S: The sneakiest thing I've carried in my bag is: 50 thongs! So my friend in Bangalore needed funky return-gifts for (her own) bridal shower.
She couldn't find anything exciting in the IT city. I stepped up to help... you get the picture! ;)
O.J: My then boyfriend's underwear. Okay, clarification time. It wasn't his underwear yet. I was to present it to him as a surprise, first having plastered it suggestively with lipstick marks. So there I am, coolly strutting with a red lip-marked white pair of briefs in my purple crochet bag when I get caught in the rush of an approaching train. Down goes the bag, out pops the underwear and a bunch of eunuchs standing annoyingly close at hand have a field day announcing the unusual contents of my handbag. Nothing else I ever carry, ammunition included, will have quite the same eye-popping effect. Never said I had a dull life!