What: Oriental Palate, Hotel Metro Palace, 355 Hill Road, Bandra (W), call 26431234, Rs 700 for a meal for two (without alcohol).

Why: This newly opened Pan Asian eatery is resto-bar Puro’s attempt at a re-birth. We suggest you stick to the basics - yum and reasonably priced Shanghai Rolls, Burnt Chilli Chicken and Szechuan Noodles. But stay away from the gummy sushi with wasabi-from-a-tube, unless you want to hurl at the Orient.

When: You want to be a momo-sexual.