What: Kenjutsu – Samurai sword fighting classes at MP Shah School, Sarojini Road, next to McDonalds, Vile Parle (W), call sensei Mehul Vora on 9820055730 or log on to www.samuraiindia.com, Rs 6,000 for six months.

Why: This Japanese sword fighting class is the closest you’ll come to Killing Bill in Bombay. But before you go blade ballistic, licensed Kenjutsu  instructor Mehul Vora will put your ego, fat arms and work stress on the hit list. Plus, you get to wear hakama pants and everything! Hattori Hanzo would be proud. 

When: You want to take the edge off. Tuesday and Thursday, 7.30 pm to 8.30 pm.