What: Do-It-Yourself pole dancing kit: portable pole at www.annsummers.com, Rs 11,000; feather boa at Premsons, Breach Candy and Cheap Jack, Bandra, Rs 300; pole dancing lessons, Gold’s Gym, Worli, Rs. 3,250.

Why: Because this project provides home improvement on so many levels.

When: A new routine is the order of the day (and night).