In Dubai, we heard a rumour that people in power tamper with weather reports so that the temperature never goes over 50 degrees Celsius, because if it does, everyone gets to take the day off. We wish there was a similar caveat for Delhi too, because then we’d be egging on this heat wave
Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You say that, but you haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
We first heard about the rabbit probably the same time you first
In this forty two degree weather, you’ll probably look at us askance if we suggest you take a walk. How about if that walk involved ice cream and a lesson in the history of food? Goodness, we didn’t see you sneak(er) up on us!
A slightly modified version of his Old Delhi